Joke of the Day: The Smart Husband

A husband came home from work one evening and found his wife packing a suitcase.

“Where are you going?” he asked.

“I’m going to Las Vegas,” she replied. “I just found out that I can get paid $500 for doing absolutely nothing!”

The husband thought about it for a moment.

“Really?” he said. “That sounds like a great deal.”

His wife nodded. “Apparently, they have a competition there where people get paid for sitting around and doing nothing.”

The husband smiled.

“Wait here,” he said.

He went upstairs, packed his own suitcase, came back down and grabbed his keys.

His wife looked confused.

“Where are you going?”

He smiled and said:

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you manage to do nothing for $500 when you’ve been doing it for years at home.” 😂

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