– Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.

He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

Paddy handed his drink back and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”

Related Posts

I Told My Son’s Stepdaughter She Wasn’t My Grandchild — What Happened Next Changed My Heart Forever

The next morning, my son arrived at my door with Amy holding a small drawing in her hands. It was a picture of our family — me,…

The Doctor Told Me I Was Pregnant — But the Truth Behind It Shocked Everyone

I was completely stunned when the doctor gave me the news. My mind raced as I tried to make sense of it. I explained that it was…

My Husband Flew Business While Our Toddler and I Sat in Economy — A Few Days Later, He Deeply Regretted It

Claire, her husband John, and their toddler Ethan were traveling to visit John’s parents when Claire discovered that John had upgraded himself to Business Class, leaving her…

Trump

In a move that has stunned both political and financial circles, President Donald Trump announced one of the boldest domestic policy proposals of his presidency. From the…

M*A*S*H legend has died aged 82

At the age of 82, an actor who starred in some of the greatest TV series ever died. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Patrick Adiarte, who starred…

Man describes horrific ‘Scromiting’ reaction as cannabis side effect sends thousands to ER

If you’re over a certain age, chances are you’ll remember all too well the huge societal stigma around cannabis that lingered until around two decades ago. I…