Old men sitting on a bench… This joke has made us laugh so hard we cried. You can read the full joke in the first comment.

Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.

A young, attractive girl runs by in a sports bra and shorts.

One of the men smiles, and the girl comes over, asking, “Why are you grinning at me, you creep?”

The old man replies kindly, “I’m not smiling at you,

I’m smiling because no matter how tough life gets, seeing pretty young girls in summer always makes an old man feel better.

The girl, touched, kisses him on the cheek and jogs away

. The old man then turns to his friend and says, “3-0, your turn.

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