In today’s edition of “things we never expected to read,” OnlyFans sensation Bonnie Blue, real name Tia Billinger, has announced plans to livestream the birth of her future child. Yes, you read that correctly.

The 25-year-old Derbyshire native set the internet ablaze after dropping cryptic hints about pregnancy, including a post featuring some, uh, ‘creative’ cravings: pickles drenched in chocolate sauce, dry noodles, and chicken nuggets.

Naturally, the internet did what the internet does best — spiral into a frenzy.

“Don’t worry boys, you haven’t got to queue for this one,” Bonnie teased in an Instagram video, referencing her record-breaking adult film escapades. (For those unfamiliar, she once claimed to have slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours. Impressive? Alarming? We’ll let you decide.)

If that wasn’t enough chaos, Bonnie also shared another clip on her Stories, featuring a pregnancy emoji and the cryptic phrase: “Solution pending.” Because what is an internet meltdown without some good old-fashioned mystery?

Internet Detectives Assemble
Speculation exploded on X (formerly Twitter), with users collectively wondering: Is Bonnie actually pregnant? And if so… uh, who’s the dad?

One user summed up the confusion: “All-time shocker: Bonnie Blue is pregnant… and even she doesn’t know who the dad is.”

Another added: “Bonnie Blue is pregnant, BUT WHO TO, CHRIS KAMARA?!”

Others took a more comedic route, sharing a clip of a crowd celebrating with the caption: “The other 999 blokes when they find out they aren’t the father.”

A Relationship Twist We Didn’t See Coming
Bonnie’s past relationships are also back in the spotlight.

She previously married childhood sweetheart Oliver Davidson in 2022 before ditching the corporate 9-to-5 life to embrace her current career path.

The couple reportedly separated, with Oliver allegedly furious over her adult industry success—particularly that 1,057 men world record. But now? Bonnie insists he’s actually “very proud” of her achievements.

Nothing says “modern love story” quite like this.

Reality Check: Is She Even Pregnant?
For now, Bonnie has yet to provide any solid proof of a pregnancy beyond bizarre snack combinations and cryptic captions. But one thing’s for sure: if she really does livestream a birth, the internet will be there — popcorn in hand.

Stay tuned, because this saga is far from over.