Bedroom Banter Gone Wild

Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.

Wife: What trick?

Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

Wife’s eyes widened, and she leaned in, crossing her arms. “Excuse me, what did you just say?”

Hubby, grinning like a mischievous schoolboy, looked up from his phone. “Oh, you know, the magic trick you do every night.”

Her eyebrows arched skeptically. “Magic trick? I’m all ears, go on.”

“Yeah,” he said with an exaggerated motion, as if explaining the secret of the universe. “You start by talking about everything under the sun—your day, your plans, the laundry, what to have for dinner tomorrow. You build up this grand performance.”

He paused for dramatic effect. “And then, poof, just like that… you fall asleep mid-sentence!”

Wife stared, not sure whether to laugh or smother him with the nearest pillow. “So, you’re telling me my ‘trick’ is falling asleep?”

“Yep,” Hubby nodded, still grinning. “It’s amazing. I never know when it’s coming. One minute, you’re asking about my day, the next, it’s silence. Like magic. And I’m like, ‘Where did she go?’ It’s like I’m in the presence of an elusive sleep wizard.”

Wife put a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes. “Well, if I’m a wizard, then you’re the one who cast the spell. Every time you snore, I’m instantly transported to dreamland.”

He snickered. “Touché. But, let’s be real, I know who’s got the real magic around here.”

Wife raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And what’s that?”

“The way you can disappear when I need help with the dishes, laundry, or anything.”

She smirked. “That, my dear, is called ‘selective hearing.’ Now, poof, I’m going to sleep.”

Hubby laughed and nudged her. “Okay, okay, I’ll give you the title of the sleep sorceress. But only if you promise not to perform your ‘trick’ when I’m asking you to take out the trash.”

She pretended to think, then shrugged. “Sorry, no promises. It’s part of the spell!”

He sighed dramatically. “Wife, the only thing I can count on more than your trick with your mouth is your ability to dodge chores. Now go on, do your magic. Goodnight, sorceress.”

Wife turned over with a playful grin. “Goodnight, Magician of the Snore.”

And just like that, the silence settled in, and Hubby heard the soft sound of her breathing—proof that the trick had worked once again.

Related Posts

Hollywood’s Quiet Giant Falls

The news hit like a fault line cracking beneath Hollywood’s polished surface. A man who shaped legends is gone, and the town feels suddenly smaller, unsteady. Behind…

P1. Jase and Missy Robertson’s Journey: Overcoming Obstacles and Finding Strength

In 2002, when Missy discovered she was expecting their second child, she was overjoyed. She already had two sons whom she loved dearly, but this news brought…

Person asks AI who was at fault in shooting of Alex Pretti – the answer surprises many

In both the Renee Good and Alex Pretti cases, opinions remain sharply divided over what actually happened when the fatal shots were fired. Despite countless videos capturing…

Charlie Kirk’s words from 2018 resurfaces amid outrage over Alex Pretti shooting

A 2018 tweet from Charlie Kirk has resurfaced in the wake of Alex Pretti’s death, drawing renewed attention amid the national debate over government authority and gun…

Neighbor who lived one floor below Alex Pretti makes heartbreaking claim after he was shot dead by ICE agents

A neighbor who lived below Alex Pretti has described the late 37-year-old as a “wonderful person” with a “great heart”, amid conflicting opinions being shared online. Pretti…

Chilling 3 words captured after Alex Pretti was killed in second Minneapolis ICE shooting

Newly reviewed video footage is raising serious questions about the death of Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU nurse and U.S. citizen who was shot by federal…