Bedroom Banter Gone Wild

Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.

Wife: What trick?

Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

Wife’s eyes widened, and she leaned in, crossing her arms. “Excuse me, what did you just say?”

Hubby, grinning like a mischievous schoolboy, looked up from his phone. “Oh, you know, the magic trick you do every night.”

Her eyebrows arched skeptically. “Magic trick? I’m all ears, go on.”

“Yeah,” he said with an exaggerated motion, as if explaining the secret of the universe. “You start by talking about everything under the sun—your day, your plans, the laundry, what to have for dinner tomorrow. You build up this grand performance.”

He paused for dramatic effect. “And then, poof, just like that… you fall asleep mid-sentence!”

Wife stared, not sure whether to laugh or smother him with the nearest pillow. “So, you’re telling me my ‘trick’ is falling asleep?”

“Yep,” Hubby nodded, still grinning. “It’s amazing. I never know when it’s coming. One minute, you’re asking about my day, the next, it’s silence. Like magic. And I’m like, ‘Where did she go?’ It’s like I’m in the presence of an elusive sleep wizard.”

Wife put a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes. “Well, if I’m a wizard, then you’re the one who cast the spell. Every time you snore, I’m instantly transported to dreamland.”

He snickered. “Touché. But, let’s be real, I know who’s got the real magic around here.”

Wife raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And what’s that?”

“The way you can disappear when I need help with the dishes, laundry, or anything.”

She smirked. “That, my dear, is called ‘selective hearing.’ Now, poof, I’m going to sleep.”

Hubby laughed and nudged her. “Okay, okay, I’ll give you the title of the sleep sorceress. But only if you promise not to perform your ‘trick’ when I’m asking you to take out the trash.”

She pretended to think, then shrugged. “Sorry, no promises. It’s part of the spell!”

He sighed dramatically. “Wife, the only thing I can count on more than your trick with your mouth is your ability to dodge chores. Now go on, do your magic. Goodnight, sorceress.”

Wife turned over with a playful grin. “Goodnight, Magician of the Snore.”

And just like that, the silence settled in, and Hubby heard the soft sound of her breathing—proof that the trick had worked once again.

Related Posts

Senate Confronts Presidential War Powers in a Pivotal Vote After Maduro’s Ouster, Testing Constitutional Limits, Congressional Authority, and America’s Democratic Identity at a Moment of Global Uncertainty and Intensifying Executive Power

The dramatic removal of Nicolás Maduro from power through a swift U.S. military operation has sparked intense debate in Washington. While images from Venezuela dominated headlines, lawmakers…

Key detail spotted in wheels of Renee Good’s SUV before 37-year-old

A new video angle has sparked fresh outrage across the country, raising serious questions about the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by an ICE agent in Minneapolis….

(VIDEO) Michael Landon’s Daughter

The image was perfect. The truth was not. For years, Michael Landon seemed untouchable: the dream father, the noble hero, the man who always knew what to…

Rick Harrison & Chumlee: Inside the Real Story of Pawn Stars — Loyalty, Growth, Conflict, and the Human Side of Fame

Fame nearly destroyed them. Loyalty refused to let them fall. Behind the jokes, the rare artifacts, and the neon glow of Las Vegas, a quieter battle was…

Mom of woman shot dead by ICE in Minneapolis breaks silence in emotional statement

he video is unbearable. A mother trying to drive away, a federal agent raising his gun, a single shot to the head. In seconds, a six-year-old is…

Minneapolis Woman Fatally Shot by ICE Agent Identified — Latest Updates

A mother’s life ended in a burst of gunfire on a quiet Minneapolis street. A federal “targeted operation” turned fatal in seconds. Neighbors watched in horror as…