A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man has never been married.

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon

When they get back, tel frie, howvas him,

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -”

His friend interrupts him.

“A man your age!

How did you make love almost every night?’

”Oh,” says the man,

“we almost made love Monday,

we almost made love Tuesday.”

Related Posts

President Trump’s Announces Sad News

Eight people have been taken into custody by federal authorities concerning a massive smuggling operation that allegedly used the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to…

Internet slams Pete Hegseth’s wife for ‘Temu’ outfit

In the fray of the White House Correspondence Dinner, one detail people zeroed in on was Jennifer Rauchet’s dress. Keep reading to know more. The 2026 White…

Body language expert raises strange question about JD Vance during White House shooting – and many agree

A body language expert is raising questions after JD Vance was rushed to safety during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (WHCD) shooting, while President Donald Trump stayed…

King Charles’ Congress speech gets standing ovation after bombshell ‘swipe’ at Trump

King Charles has made his most major appearance during the State Visit to the U.S yet. On Tuesday, the monarch spoke before Congress and received standing ovations…

Trump’s ‘controversial’ gesture towards King Charles and Queen Camilla

Donald Trump and Melania have spent plenty of time with King Charles and Queen Camilla in the last few days. But while they appear to get along…

AI reveals possible timeline for $2,000 payments Trump promised to nearly all Americans

The promise of $2,000 checks for Americans is making headlines again — but don’t expect that money to hit your account anytime soon. For months, Americans have…