A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man has never been married.

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon

When they get back, tel frie, howvas him,

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -”

His friend interrupts him.

“A man your age!

How did you make love almost every night?’

”Oh,” says the man,

“we almost made love Monday,

we almost made love Tuesday.”

Related Posts

This visual test reveals your ‘worst flaw’ based on the first animal you see

An image circulating widely on social media claims to reveal your worst flaw based on the first animal you see. The illustration initially resembles a human face…

Why do some doctors advise against kissing a deceased loved one?

Can a Final Kiss Be Risky? A farewell kiss can feel deeply meaningful—but under certain conditions, it may carry health risks. Dr. Viktor Ivanovik, a Moldovan physician…

Why do some doctors advise against kissing a deceased loved one?

Can a Final Kiss Be Risky? A farewell kiss can feel deeply meaningful—but under certain conditions, it may carry health risks. Dr. Viktor Ivanovik, a Moldovan physician…

The BIBLE says the age difference between couples is a… See more

For our benefit, He was made to bear sin (cf. 2 Cor 5:21), leading the Father to place upon His Son the burden of our transgressions. In…

Rest in peace…Our prayers are with Dolly Parton and her family… Details in comments

On Friday, November 15, the singer’s sister, Stella Parton, posted on X (formerly Twitter) to announce their brother’s passing. The 75-year-old added, “My brother David passed away…

‘Make Eating Your Job’: Christian LeBlanc’s Candid Cancer Battle Is More Dramatic Than Fiction

As a die-hard Young and the Restless fan for over two decades, I’ve followed Michael Baldwin’s every move—from his scheming days to his redemption arc as a…