Joke of the day

While most pigs spent their days rolling around in the mud, eating scraps, or napping, Porky had a secret talent—he had mastered karate!

It all started when he was a piglet. One day, while exploring the barn, he accidentally knocked over a stack of hay bales.

As the bales tumbled down, they hit a old, dusty book that fell open to a page titled “Karate for Beginners.” Porky, being the curious pig he was, decided to give it a go.

He tried mimicking the moves from the book, and to his surprise, he was really good at it!

His tiny pig hooves made perfect roundhouse kicks, and his snout was a perfect tool for perfecting his jabs.

Word quickly spread through the village that there was a pig who could do karate.

The chickens were amazed, the cows were impressed, and the farmers… well, they were downright confused. But one thing was for sure—Porky had become the village’s most unexpected celebrity.

One day, a group of local bullies, led by a particularly rude rooster named Cluckles, decided they’d had enough of Porky’s karate antics.

They challenged him to a duel right in the middle of the village square.

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