An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”

His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ”

Grinning, he replied, “It’s fart football. ”

Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!

” After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7!

I’m back in the lead! ”

Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, “Touchdown, tie game again! ” Then, with a small squeaker, she added, “Field goal!

I’m winning, 17 to 14. ”

Now feeling the pressure, the old man couldn’t bear the thought of losing. Determined to make a comeback, he pushed with everything he had.

. .

but went a little too far. To his utter shock, he accidentally pooped the bed.

His wife, eyes wide, asked, “What just happened? ”

Sighing in defeat, the old man muttered, “Half time. .

. guess it’s time to switch sides.”

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